I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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