i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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