Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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