You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
ugly people sure do ruin things
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
You almost got us killed.
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