My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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