it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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