When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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