Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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