White coat. Heels.
There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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