She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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