Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Randomize
