Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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