Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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