can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
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