shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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