and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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