Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
She is in my trunk
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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