We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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