just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
vagina is talking i cant
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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