If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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