I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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