how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I was not drunk enough for that final.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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