just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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