Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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