There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Randomize
