One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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