I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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