The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
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