Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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