Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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