If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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