margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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