coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
time to smoke my breakfast
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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