it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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