Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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