I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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