just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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