I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Well I just put wine in my tea
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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