Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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