im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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