ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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