one two three fourrrrnication!
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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