11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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