the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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