I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
vagina is talking i cant
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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