I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
You're completely useless in the revolution.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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