He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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