What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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