I need help removing her.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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