Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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