I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
so that wasnt chicken after all
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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