im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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