we have officially lost it.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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