I heard we made out
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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