i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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